February 8, 2010
Move over Black History Month!  You’ve been replaced.

Move over Black History Month!  You’ve been replaced.

2:02pm  |   URL: http://bobevanz.tumblr.com/post/378529000/move-over-black-history-month-youve-been
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Cheeseburger pizza!

Cheeseburger pizza!

1:45pm  |   URL: http://bobevanz.tumblr.com/post/378506337/cheeseburger-pizza
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February 5, 2010
New Year's Resolution

Stop throwing cat puke into the neighbors’ yard.

10:28pm  |   URL: http://bobevanz.tumblr.com/post/373500235/new-years-resolution
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Javelin- Lindsay Brohan

I think this song is catchy.  The main reason I’m posting it is because of the title.  SHEER GENIUS.

10:23pm  |   URL: http://bobevanz.tumblr.com/post/373491150/javelin-lindsay-brohan-i-think-this-song-is
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USA!  USA!  USA!

USA!  USA!  USA!

10:21pm  |   URL: http://bobevanz.tumblr.com/post/373487428/usa-usa-usa
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Are You Narcissistic?

Do you ever wonder if you’re narcissistic?  Ask yourself these simple questions:

1)  Do you stare in the mirror at your reflection while talking with somebody?

2)  Do you insist that your fuck partner wears your clothing while you two bone?

3)  Do you get excited sexually when somebody says your name?

4)  Do you check out your ass’s reflection when you walk by a storefront?

If you answered ‘yes’ to any of these questions you’re doing quite well!  You’re not a narcissistic person at all!  Keep up the good work.  Job well done.

6:21pm  |   URL: http://bobevanz.tumblr.com/post/373103993/are-you-narcissistic
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February 3, 2010
Texts From Last Night

“Whoops.  Banged.”

7:28pm  |   URL: http://bobevanz.tumblr.com/post/369668698/texts-from-last-night
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thedailywhat: Infographic of the Day: “Tag, You’re It: 17 Museum Admissions Buttons From Around the World” Collect ‘em all! Embiggen. [fastcompany.] I have two of these!  I have the Met and DIA.  I love collecting these things.  Some of these metal things make me want to go to cities like Philadelphia and Detroit.

thedailywhat:

Infographic of the Day: “Tag, You’re It: 17 Museum Admissions Buttons From Around the World”

Collect ‘em all!

Embiggen.

[fastcompany.]

I have two of these!  I have the Met and DIA.  I love collecting these things.  Some of these metal things make me want to go to cities like Philadelphia and Detroit.

4:55pm  |   URL: http://bobevanz.tumblr.com/post/369423538/thedailywhat-infographic-of-the-day-tag
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February 2, 2010

WTF?  I really want this to be the real video for Kanye West’s “Can’t Tell Me Nothing.”  Bonnie “Prince” Bille and Zack Galifianakis?!  I’d take their faces over Kanye’s mean mug any day.

11:11pm  |   URL: http://bobevanz.tumblr.com/post/368235891/wtf-i-really-want-this-to-be-the-real-video-for
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January 27, 2010
Where everyone knows your name!

Where everyone knows your name!

5:50pm  |   URL: http://bobevanz.tumblr.com/post/356853341/where-everyone-knows-your-name
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