holla holla holla.

I can die happy now.

So far in 2012 I have been to work once.  For thirty minutes.  I have showered once.  For 15 minutes.  I have consumed an entire bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos.  For 45 minutes.

So far 2012 has been my favorite year.

Today I got out of work five hours early.  You know what that means?  Margaritas for lunch.

Dear 2011,

  You weren’t horrible.  In fact, you got a lot better as the year went on.  However, in 2012 may we see more positive changes?  We saw a lot of death in you.  Maybe in 2012 we can give Japan a break?  Give all Americans equal rights?  Let me get the job I really want?  Oh, and maybe give the bipartisan system a rest. Thanks.

With Love,

  Hannah

thedailywhat:

Sloth Doc of the Day: Trailer for Lucy Cooke’s Too Cute! Baby Sloths — a 60-minute documentary filmed at the world’s only sloth orphanage, the Sloth Sanctuary of Costa Rica.

The documentary premieres December 17th @ 8 PM on Animal Planet.

[slothville / h/t: ratsoff.]

I really hate reblogging!  BUT holy shit.  This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.  Also, currently taking donations to move to COSTA RICA.

WANT.

occupying pubelog.

Wave Machines- Keep the Lights on

Best excuse for not meeting that girl at the airport to stop her from boarding a flight:

“Look girl, I was gonna stop you from boarding that plane.  You know, real romantic shit.  But, I got stuck in the security line.  I meant to choose the slip-ons that morning but instead I went with my Chucks.”