December 2010
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Where Should I Move to?
Sadly, my search for “best city for sexy young single females” didn’t answer my question.
Right now I’m looking to move somewhere that I’ve never been to. Good idea? Bad idea? The top three choices for me right now are: Montreal, New Orleans, and Melbourne (not Florida).
Montreal isn’t that wild. It’s still on the same continent and I’d love to learn French.
New Orleans needs help. And, I’d like to feel needed for once.
Melbourne is fucking insane. Twenty four hour plane ride? It would make it harder to make it for my yearly family reunions. (Dang!)
I don’t really know what I want or where I want to go. I just think my time may be up in Chicago unless I get into grad school here.
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OMG I just really don't care about you, at all.
Hey!
Remember that one time when you got your heart ripped out by some asshole dummy fart? I sure do!
Isn’t it great when you internet stalk them and you just don’t give a fuck? It is!
Hang in there. One day, after you delete your retard ex off of facebook/spacemy/tumblur/shwitter and any other retard social media bullshit website, you will finally be over them.
Hang in there, tiger.
Holy shit. Your gramma has Facebook?
Holy shit. My gramma returned the internet. One year for Christmas my family got internet for my grandmother. That year she returned the internet for a massage. Little does my grandmother know…you probably could get a massage FROM the internet.
My grandma called me the other day to let me know that you can watch SEX AND THE CITY on your cellphone! Grandma, you need internet to download that shit to your phone. Unless you use blootoof. If I got my grandma a blootoof phone she probably would just return it anyway.
