Holy shit. My gramma returned the internet. One year for Christmas my family got internet for my grandmother. That year she returned the internet for a massage. Little does my grandmother know…you probably could get a massage FROM the internet.
My grandma called me the other day to let me know that you can watch SEX AND THE CITY on your cellphone! Grandma, you need internet to download that shit to your phone. Unless you use blootoof. If I got my grandma a blootoof phone she probably would just return it anyway.