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When I look at my mattress I think: ‘ew, look at all of those period stains!’
And then, I realize they’re just mostly salsa stains. And then I get real sad.
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Recovering drunk dialer. Art student. No direction in life.
When I look at my mattress I think: ‘ew, look at all of those period stains!’
And then, I realize they’re just mostly salsa stains. And then I get real sad.